Ask the Alien

There are many wise people to ask for advice when one can not make a decision on something, but those wise people may not be able to be reached as quickly as needed. When that happens, you need Ask the Alien! Knowledge and advice from the fourth dimension, is there any better source? Much like the old magic 8 ball from years gone by,  but updated with a space flair. Ask your question, shake the head, and flip it over to read your result.